That was awful. Laurence and I are divorced, but I have primary custody over the boys, which I’m thankful for. But I had a hard time, personally.
Divorced… Not sure if I’m okay with it.
Oi, Bills. That’s not easy, love. You know you’ve got me if you need someone to listen. Or a drink. Or anything, really. My flat door’s always open for you, dear.
I know what I felt Gillan! Women tend to grab my arse a lot you know.
The Doctor’s like 900! He doesn’t get laid much and Amy might not be as hot as his wife but she’s human and it seems like that’s a kink of his. It was all Doctor, not me. I think I know it was all you kissing me back then, not Pond?
Oh, I’m so sure. God, it was building up inside of me for all those years, I just had to grab your arse after all that time, I couldn’t hold it in anymore.
Oh, really? Funny, considering his wife’s not even human. And the whole scene went on to prove he wasn’t meant to snog her back. And that they didn’t use that take. Oh, but you must be right. Nice save, idiot. You’re right. Oh, I wanted to snog you the moment I met you. It was a dream come true, pushing you up against a wall and snogging you senseless. Totally.
I’d rather shag Barrowman than have you anywhere near my arse again.
Oh, fuck you.
If that’s the case, you seem to like things near your arse.
Oh, I like it when you’re all sassy with me, dear.
Ooh, good thing too, dear. You’ll be getting more of that.
As you please.
Oh, I know I can, sweetheart. Don’t make me prove it to you.
Hm, I dunno. I usually only agree to be a companion when there’s spaceships involved.
Though, I suppose, I can make an exception. Just this once.